Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
