I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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