Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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