I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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