Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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