i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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