then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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