We're facebook friends in real life
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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