Swine flu. Run for my life!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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