Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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