Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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