similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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