Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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