do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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