ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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