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Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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