Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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