just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
soo... how was my night?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
