Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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