I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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