We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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