absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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