38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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