Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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