I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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