How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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