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Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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