VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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