It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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