I wanna passion pit in your ass
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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