Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
