Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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