I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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