Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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