the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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