I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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