the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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