Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Acid is not a monday night drug
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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