Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize