This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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