dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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