the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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