idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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