I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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