Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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