If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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