Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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