I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dick very happy bro
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