Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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