but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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