Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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