He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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