Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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