Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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