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Fuck
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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